An honest explanation about hunting and killing animals for the pure joy it brings.................. But from the biblical perspective.

Monday, December 05, 2005


*Acts 10:9-15 -
Peter went up on the roof to pray. He saw heaven opened and something like a large sheet being let down to earth by its four corners. It contained all kinds of four-footed animals, as well as reptiles of the earth and birds of the air. Then a voice told him, ‘Get up, Peter, kill and eat.’

" ‘Surely not, Lord!’ Peter replied. ‘I have never eaten anything impure or unclean.’

"The voice spoke to him a second time, ‘Do not call anything impure that God has made clean.’

O' ye browsers of the world wide internets, this webspot where you are now is a real man's blogpage! It is a patriotic Dominionist Christian man's webspot, focusing on the proud tradition and fellowship of Christian American hunters killing animals for pleasure....in the name of the lord.
This bloglog is about hunting and killing animals from a biblical perspective using the
"evangelical wise eyes" technique. I will bring you many examples of this supreme elite system of insight throughout my writings on this url-log blog-journal. Now, being that the wording in the bible and the language of God the mighty is so poetic, so symbolic, so wordy and so very outdated (in an ancient historical way).
I will show how hunters (you) will be able to easily mold and shape the language in the good book so that it will completely condone the lust we (you/me) have for killing. And, not just killing animals in the old testament's "smoting" style to atone for one's sins either. However, and you know what? What! Yes, I will. OK...I, I
I will demonstrate how killing the creatures for the pure delight it brings to us men of the hunting ways can actually be viewed as a heavenly sanctioned activity,
like professional wrestling or threatening activist judges with death.
Reinterpreting the word of God is a wonderful device that can be used to alter the facts about our intentions as hunters and about the suffering of the animals we enjoy slaughtering so much. As a God fearing Christian however, I do realize that killing an animal for pure recreation or joy could
be seen as wicked in the eyes of God. So here I recommend to you to the wonderful coloring book by theologian hunting expert James Swan (How to make your hunting trip look like an Accident to Jesus) The 10 commandments and the bibles 4 books of laws never really condemns killing animals. It even actually allows for human slavery, treating women as chattel and even killing ones human enemies. However, (this is the sticky part) the bible never does grant man the right to kill any creature, even something as worthless as a bird, for the pleasure it might bring the man. This sometimes can be a problem for some men of faith, but not for a true man of masculine Dominionist beliefs.
God gave man dominion over all living things as well as gave him the power to act as supreme authority over the family, the church, the steeple, the doors of the church, the women and children who sit in the church and the women and children in the family.
Yet, God
(as a test of our faith in him) also gave most of us men ridiculously tiny, small, unimportant, insignificant and very wrinkly looking genitals as well!
And this is where the concept of dominion becomes scary, and where men begin to panic, sweat, often cry and have to grab ginormous wads of chewing tobacco to help disguise the insecurities and fear by spitting on the ground a lot!
Because of the miniscule human penis, Dominion becomes an impossible fantasy to actually ever realize. God has made man in his own irony! Doth why Father?
How can we rule the earth and all life on it with such trivial and inadequate weapons? And to make matters even more worserer for us men, no where does God the father attempt to define or explain the reasons for human cruelty!! ??
So, again we must have
faith in our dominion as a sign from God that we may use cruelty as a way to feel powerful. Strong! Big! Potent! Manlike! Therefore a man (hunters, this is you/me) who is needing to vent his frustrations on something he sees as lower then himself, must use cruelty as a way to resolve his deep (way down below) insecurities and self hatred. So, in this sense the shooting, wounding and killing of animals brings joy, happiness and relief to man and can be seen as one of the many essential uses of Gods creatures. As a fundamentalist Christian I also am very aware that the bible can be used to justify anything. So....there you go! And...here you go...

Hebrews 9:22 - "In fact, the law requires that nearly everything be cleansed with blood, and without the shedding of blood there is no forgiveness."

God Bless,



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